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A woman in China's Inner Mongolia region crashed
her car while giving her dog a driving lesson.
The woman said her dog "was fond of crouching on
the steering wheel and often watched her drive."
She thought she would let the dog have go at steering
while she operated the accelerator and brake. They
didn't make it far before crashing into an oncoming car.
The Top 17 Problems With Teaching a Dog to Drive
17> The moment the car starts rolling, Fido's out the window
and chasing other cars.
16> Tickets for parking in front of fire hydrants pile up quickly.
15> She resets all your radio stations to ultrasonic frequencies.
14> It's hard to hold a latte and a cell phone without opposable
thumbs.
13> Instead of chasing its own tail, it does donuts until it gets
dizzy.
12> Too easily distracted by "How's my driving? Call
1-800-EAT-POOP" bumper stickers.
11> His only CDs: Three Dog Night, Snoop Dogg and the Baha Men.
10> "Let's see... Release clutch. Shift into third. Engage
clutch. Turn on left blinker. Check to see if I can merge
into traffic. Check speed, ease over into the lane and
safely merg-- SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL!
SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL!"
9> After every instruction, he says, "No bones about it!"
8> Is physically unable to give the *middle* finger when someone
cuts him off.
7> When he gets his license he arrogantly refuses to drive the
cat to her flying lessons.
6> Impossible to discern the intended recipient of helpful
"Learn how to drive, Bitch!" comments from other drivers.
5> Whenever Rover picks up the keys you find yourself leaping
off the couch and yelping excitedly.
4> Green means "Go." Red means "Stop." Cat means "Accelerate."
3> He keeps trying to lick the car's ball joints.
2> *Always* falls for the fake lane change.
and the number 1 Problem With Teaching a Dog to Drive...
1> Insists on air fresheners that smell like dog ass.
ha ha ha!
But, it solves all our transportation problems.